Category: Joke Board
Keith the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had
several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets" and eight or
ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept
records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and
was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set
of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
different tone so Keith could tell from a distance, which rooster was
performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency
report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite
rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this
particular morning Keith noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at
all! Keith went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would
run for cover. But to Farmer Keith's amazement, Butch had his bell in
his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job
and walk on to the next one. Keith was so proud of Butch, he entered
him in the Boone County Fair and Butch became an overnight sensation
among the judges. The Result: The judges not only awarded Butch
the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as
well. Clearly Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted
awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and
screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
<lol>, excellent.
Bob
eheheheheheh becky. Roflmao